Description for Kindergarteners:
This is a castle. The castle is big. There are 19 windows. How many windows? 19 windows. The sky is blue. The clouds are white. The clouds are in the sky. The flowers are red. The flowers are in front of the castle. The flowers are called Rosa berberifolia and their thorns are the sharpest damn things this side of Kensington.
(Okay, just take away that last sentence...)
Description for Republicans:
This castle, named Kilkenny, overlooks the river Nore. Burn the Democrats! Its sturdy, modest turrets may not look like much, but three (out of four) have been around since 1172 when the castle was originally built. Vote McCain! King George and Queen Mary are only two of several royals who were entertained here; others include: King Edward and Queen Alexandra. Obama is a wimp! This castle does not appear to be built for aesthetic reasons: the windows are small, the exterior austere and imposing.
Go Elephants!
2 comments:
good stuff lol... i like how when you just clearly stated something you asked again for the kindergardners. the last sentance kind of threw me off but was still funny
the republicans i was supporting all the way... but the entry didnt really have anything to do with them besides the random exclamations.
haha i thought the first story was a good way to talk to kindergardners in a story. i truly believed you were serious but the ending showed a complete twist. i laughed so hard i had to show a couple of people that story.
i thought the story you wrote was very creative on how to appeal to your audience. when i was reading it i was just waiting to see what you would say to the republicans and i don't even remember what the other part of the writing was about. Maybe thats not a bad thing tho. keep up the creativity.
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