I
Kermit is a frog.
What the hell is Animal?
Gonzo is crazy.
II
Beaker cannot talk.
Neither can the Swedish Chef.
Fozzie tells bad jokes.
III
Two old bald men,
They heckle everybody
Statler and Waldorf
IV
Rowlf plays piano.
Miss Piggy's name defines her.
Sam loves stars and stripes.
3 comments:
Colorful muppets,
Creepy stuffed animals stare,
Get me off this page.
I don't know these freaks
What do they have against Swedes?!
They ate my uncle.
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